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Murder on the Poopdeck

“This cruise is first-class… until someone goes overboard!”

All Cosmo and Fannie wanted was a relaxing second honeymoon—but instead, they’ve found themselves aboard the Flippant Weasel, a cruise ship that’s more disaster than delight.

With a money-hungry captain, a reality show filming every move, and a crew that seems more suspicious than seaworthy, this voyage is anything but smooth sailing. And just when things couldn’t get worse—murder strikes.

Now, Cosmo must navigate through the madness, uncover the truth, and find the killer before someone else goes overboard. Can he and Fannie survive the wildest cruise on the high seas?

Rated PG-13 for adult innuendos and nautical nonsense