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Murder on the Oriental Rug

“Broadway dreams meet backstage nightmares!”

The curtain is about to rise, but there’s just one problem—half the cast has bailed! Now, the remaining performers must scramble to play every role, leading to a night of chaos, comedy, and crime.

Meet the Shakespearean actor with a drinking problem, the washed-up former child star, and the bimbo with a memory as short as her skirt. As the play within a play unfolds, you’ll be transported to the exclusive clinic of Dr. Charles Ovary, a renowned specialist secretly treating a famous actress desperate to regain her youth.

Along the way, you’ll encounter the doctor’s clueless wife, his passionate female protégé, the actress’s hunky husband, a flighty French maid, a shifty handyman, and an inspector investigating the dead body on the Oriental rug.

Will the play make it to Broadway? Will the performers remember their lines? Will the Shakespearean actor fit into the maid’s costume? And most importantly—will the inspector solve the murder?

Rated PG-13 for adult innuendos and theatrical mayhem