How to Murder a Millionaire

You never know what’s going to happen on reality TV!

All handsome eligible Dirk Dagwell wanted was a bride, so off to cable access TV he went to be the latest schmuck on the morally bankrupt show How to Marry a Millionaire. It’s star, tacky host Remus Philbrick who would have been a better fit as a comic on a cruise ship in 1972.

Here to fight to win themselves a millionaire are Tanya, (who got on the sexy line twice and bypassed the brains line altogether) Carleen, (been there, shot that) and Darma (sweetie-perfection is annoying).

Who will he choose to be his bride? And will it be the last choice he ever makes? Come join in the fun; maybe even be a part of the show.

This show is rated PG-13 for adult innuendos.